Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

To the spring hatch, if you insist on crowing constantly, your date with fate will move up for the peace and goodwill of the neighborhood.

 

[R2elk]

To the spring hatch, if you insist on crowing constantly, your date with fate will move up for the peace and goodwill of the neighborhood.

They're just doing what comes naturally. If you are going to threaten them, it helps to have a hatchet in your hand.

 

[RUNuts]

They're just doing what comes naturally. If you are going to threaten them, it helps to have a hatchet in your hand.

The older hens, who are being harrassed by the cockerels, should have warned them. But even me warning them, they are sounding off in the glory of their kind!

There is one that is so much bigger than the other 2. Magnificent specimen taking after his father. Large breasted. The other two are more Leghorn slender.

We are at 12 weeks and hoping to make 24 weeks. Nature does rule. And pin feathers means no plucking. Cheers!

 

[R2elk]

The older hens, who are being harrassed by the cockerels, should have warned them. But even me warning them, they are sounding off in the glory of their kind!

There is one that is so much bigger than the other 2. Magnificent specimen taking after his father. Large breasted. The other two are more Leghorn slender.

We are at 12 weeks and hoping to make 24 weeks. Nature does rule. And pin feathers means no plucking. Cheers!

I skinned out a bunch of 4 week old cockerels a couple of years ago. Super tender fake quail.

 

[nuthatched]

To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
It lifts and separates!
Kiss my grits.
Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
Reach out and touch someone.
Not your regular sized weiner, but still able to satisfy.
How many licks does it take.....
Hey hey hey, it's Fat Albert!
Well, isn't that special. Bless your little heart.
My bologna has a first name, it's ...
Two all beef patties ....

... just a few of my favorites. Some of them you can't say anymore!!!

Bonus points if you can remember the whole Oscar Mayer OR Big Mac jingles without cheating!

N-e-s-t-l-e-s, nestle makes the very best, choc-late.

 

[RUNuts]

N-e-s-t-l-e-s, nestle makes the very best, choc-late.

successful marketing campaigns gave the best jingles. Cause it's not easy, being cheesy.

 

[Brooks_]

My bolony has a first name.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun!

More like, two allbeefpatties specialsauce lettucecheese picklesona sesameseedbun.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Where's the beef?

 

[BarnyardChaos]

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun!

More like, two allbeefpatties specialsauce lettucecheese picklesona sesameseedbun.

oops, you lose. Missed one ingredient!

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