Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

I should cut my hair

Ummm... It is YOUR hair...

If you want to cut it, giving it to charity would be a nice thing. If you want to make art out of it, that would be cool too. But, Geez-o-Friday, it is your hair!

That's like when I was a vegetarian and someone told me I should eat meat every now and then so "if a cute guy wanted to take me out for a steak dinner, I wouldn't get sick."

 

[tripletfeb]

X's a million. And it has gotten so much worse over the last year. It's not my fault that after both doses of the vaccine, you are still afraid to leave your house. But please, send me lots more emails because you are bored!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

They're Naked Necks, not Turkens!

 

[Nabiki]

Ummm... It is YOUR hair...

If you want to cut it, giving it to charity would be a nice thing. If you want to make art out of it, that would be cool too. But, Geez-o-Friday, it is your hair!

That's like when I was a vegetarian and someone told me I should eat meat every now and then so "if a cute guy wanted to take me out for a steak dinner, I wouldn't get sick."

Oh, geez. That reminds of being told when I was young, "You'd be really pretty if you wore makeup."

What, I can't be pretty without makeup? The stuff stinks and makes my face itch.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Oh, geez. That reminds of being told when I was young, "You'd be really pretty if you wore makeup."

What, I can't be pretty without makeup? The stuff stinks and makes my face itch.

Plus makeup is so heavy (at least for me)

 

[R2elk]

I hate it when people say “fresh honey” honey isn’t fresh, it’s fermented.

Get your facts straight. Honey is predigested. Fermented honey is Mead.

 

[Nabiki]

Get your facts straight. Honey is predigested. Fermented honey is Mead.

I love mead. I finally got my Mead Club order yesterday and had some last night. Yum.

 

[Sally PB]

What, I can't be pretty without makeup? The stuff stinks and makes my face itch.

DITTO!

You know when you're out raking leaves, and it's warm and breezy and you're really sweaty and all the dust is blowing around and gets all over your face and arms and you can't wait to take a shower and wash all that $#!+ off? That's what makeup feels like to me.

I don't care what wonderful, expensive, special, organic, probiotic, light, clean, natural crap you use or are selling. I will not try it.

This is my face. Deal with it. If you don't like how I look, don't look at me.

 

[aart]

This is my face. Deal with it. If you don't like how I look, don't look at me.

Ditto Dat...have said that exact thing, and wanted to a thousand other times.

 

[Nero70002]

And when people say that they need makeup to “look presentable”.