Things you wish you could say

[KayisforKale]

There's five between the three towns around me!

Dude!

 

[AMM10]

My little brother tried grass once. He threw up.

That’s completely natural…

Happens all the time.

Kinda reminds me of the old saying “if you ever wonder why the grass is greener on the other side, then it’s because it’s fertilized with ****.”

No thanks to one specific member who reminded me that they poop nearby their fruit trees -coughs-

 

[BantyChooks]

That’s completely natural…

Happens all the time.

Kinda reminds me of the old saying “if you ever wonder why the grass is greener on the other side, then it’s because it’s fertilized with ****.”

No thanks to one specific member who reminded me that they poop nearby their fruit trees -coughs-

I have questions. Actually, never mind. I don’t.

 

[KayisforKale]

I have questions. Actually, never mind. I don’t.

I do. Like, does it work? Do you get a generous crop when you poop on your trees?

 

[BackroadGirl57]

Dude!

Might take a while to get here on a moped

 

[KayisforKale]

Might take a while to get here on a moped

I will need a lot of 5-Hour Energy drinks. And to not pass by animals or shiny things, because that will just slow me down.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

I will need a lot of 5-Hour Energy drinks. And to not pass by animals or shiny things, because that will just slow me down.

Really! Once a road trip through the mountains took a LOT longer than it should have because I wanted to stop and hike every trail and take pictures of every animal!

 

[KayisforKale]

Really! Once a road trip through the mountains took a LOT longer than it should have because I wanted to stop and hike every trail and take pictures of every animal!

Do not forget the Lady Slippers! I have seen only one in my life, and I took about 45 minutes just trying to get a good picture of it.

 

[Sally PB]

Do not forget the Lady Slippers!

Pink or yellow?

 

[BackroadGirl57]

Do not forget the Lady Slippers! I have seen only one in my life, and I took about 45 minutes just trying to get a good picture of it.

I did that with Ghost Pipes once (i think that's what they are called?)