"I've been researching getting chickens for months and I've decided to do___ *all the wrong things*"
Well, that's not the best way to do any of that, it's not good for your chickens.
"I RESEARCHED AND I KNOW IT'S OKAY"
Where? Not here, you didn't.
What half baked Amazon blog by some family who has "always wanted to live in the country and have chickens and we're writing a blog on our experience even though our go to chicken information Center is other novelty chicken bloggers on some design website "because farming is in!" gave you your info?
"Hey, I bought some chicks a few weeks ago because they were soooo cuuuute and tiiinny....so how do I take care of these?





"
I bet if I stepped on your foot, your scalp would flip up, and I could see that your brain is soooo cuuuute and tiiinny. Tell me, do you hear a slight rattling sound when you move your head.
Why would you buy living things on a whim?
I
despise "pity posts" by people you joined just to make said pity post.
"My chickie died and I'm so sad."
....Your point? Did you join just so you can pout?
"My chicken is acting funny??!! I simply don't know how I'll bear it if it dies!
*grabs lapels and starts to shake* ( it's a pity lapels are out of fashion on everyday wear) You WILL bear it because you can't save them all no matter what you do. Acting
pathetic won't get you any sympathy from most people here. And above all, it's just a chicken! For crying out loud, quit starring in your soap opera and tell us what's what makes you think your chicken is ill.
"What happens if you cross a ____ with an Easter egger?"
(Say it with me, class) An easter egger is genetic roulette, the chicks could look like anything.
"Yeah, I know, but what will that look like? Does anyone have pics ?"
Look in a mirror, you noodle.
And all the times I've wanted to say:
"Is there an adult we can talk to?"
Only to find out that the poster is an adult.
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