Things you wish you could say

[shawluvsbirds]

I KNOW YOU CAN GET EGGS AT THE GROCERY STORE FOR $1. SOME PEOPLE CARE ABOUT NUTRITION PROFILE AND ANIMAL WELL-BEING. I DON"T FORCE OR EVEN ASK PEOPLE TO BUY MY EGGS. THEY ASK ME. STOP TELLING ME THE $3.50 PER DOZEN I CHARGE IS "RIDICULOUS". DID I ASK????? ENJOY YOUR BLEACHED "EGGS" FROM WAL-MART AND SHADDAP!

Sorry, rant over.

3.50 a dozen!
That's ridiculous.

 

[Fishychix]

If you're over 18 and claimed as a dependant, you don't get one nor do you count towards your family's like minors do

Well, that bites. Sorry

 

[R2elk]

3.50 a dozen!
That's ridiculous.

That's $3.50 more than I get for a dozen.

 

[Fishychix]

Isn't there a cut off though..like they can only earn so much before they have to file on their own?

Honestly, I cant figure out this new tax form. Ive been doing our taxes for over a decade with no issues. Last year it was so bad, I had to ask for help from the online software. We either were supposed to get $17 or pay over $3000. WHAT?! After paying $60 for the online service we got a $29 refund Never could figure out where the mini fit in so I didnt claim him.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That's $3.50 more than I get for a dozen.

For real.
If you don't like the price then don't buy from that person. Pretty simple.
I ask 3 dollar for a dozen duck eggs. That's dirt cheap for duck eggs.
And I've had someone ask to buy a half dozen.
Fine by me, but really?

 

[DukesDucks]

It has been fun catching up with this thread. Please don't jump on me for adding comments to posts several pages ago.

The person leaving the grocery cart in the middle of the aisle. Yeah, and they are also 10 feet away gazing at the shelving. It is a can of peas. Just pick one.

Some bureaucratic nitwit here decided not only do all the children get participations medals, but scores are not kept for community sponsored leagues for children under 12. You can't convince me that every player and spectator doesn't know what the score was.

I received a t-shirt as a present that reads, "Underestimate me. That'll be fun". Can't wait to wear it to the lumber store so I can run into the employee who said to me, "Oh honey. Why don't you go home and get your hubby to come back."

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Honestly, I cant figure out this new tax form. Ive been doing our taxes for over a decade with no issues. Last year it was so bad, I had to ask for help from the online software. We either were supposed to get $17 or pay over $3000. WHAT?! After paying $60 for the online service we got a $29 refund Never could figure out where the mini fit in so I didnt claim him.

Yeah..I know a lot has changed.

 

[salshep20]

“Stop fighting over the same stupid stick, there MILLIONS of sticks”. Apologies I didn’t want to say this to my chickens face or I would hurt their feelings.

I tell my turkeys that too stop fighting and pecking eachother on the head over some water when there is a whole bucket of water enough for everyone to drink

 

[R2elk]

For real.
If you don't like the price then don't buy from that person. Pretty simple.
I ask 3 dollar for a dozen duck eggs. That's dirt cheap for duck eggs.
And I've had someone ask to buy a half dozen.
Fine by me, but really?

The only time that I sell chicken eggs, I get $1 per egg or $10 for a dozen. That is for hatching eggs. Eating eggs, I give away.

 

[Fishychix]

That's $3.50 more than I get for a dozen.

Ditto. I just found out Im not allowed to charge or barter for my eggs. oh well.