Things you wish you could say

[sdm111]

Hey self, just cause its in a zip lock bag in the fridge doesn't make it infinity good

 

[Kirkwooder]

Good morning, tripletfeb!

Why wouldn't that be said in public?

I thought it was this that everybody, but common sensed folks, had a problem with:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

 

[Sally PB]

Yeah, now we're curious!

 

[HappyClucker7]

Just because you didn't like the answers you got in your original thread, doesn't mean you should make 3 more threads asking the exact same question. You will still get the same answers whether you like it or not!

 

[Kirkwooder]

The very best laying hen fetches about 25 bucks.

The typical Vet charges 50-70 bucks just for an office call. Last time I took my dog for a couple of shots the bill was $150.

A pot of chicken soup is said to heel whatever ails you. Maybe even the sorrow of losing a favorite chicken.

It's just a chicken.

This is why Vets think they can get away with charging the ungodly fees they do.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Animals don't murder each other. Kill and hunt, yes, but that's not technically murder

 

[Tre3hugger]

Animals don't murder each other. Kill and hunt, yes, but that's not technically murder

Except we're animals too!

 

[Xouie]

Except we're animals too!

I had such a horrible, awful reply typed out for this... delete-delete-delete.

 

[Kirkwooder]

I had such a horrible, awful reply typed out for this... delete-delete-delete.

oh come on.....

 

[Xouie]

Except we're animals too!

Well I know @Tre3hugger won’t get offended, and this was what went immediately through my head:

“Yes, I’m pretty sure some days that I’m a Cornish cross. I eat everything in sight, then waddle around clucking regretfully to myself the rest of the day. But the first time someone puts me on a scale and checks my drumsticks, I’m so outta here.”

Meat bird humor, y’all. I couldn’t help myself.