Things you wish you could say

[Painted Calls]

Well I know @Tre3hugger won’t get offended, and this was what went immediately through my head:

“Yes, I’m pretty sure some days that I’m a Cornish cross. I eat everything in sight, then waddle around clucking regretfully to myself the rest of the day. But the first time someone puts me on a scale and checks my drumsticks, I’m so outta here.”

Meat bird humor, y’all. I couldn’t help myself.

I feel you.

 

[MissE]

What was your dad smoking if you were the fastest swimmer?

 

[MissE]

If you have a chicken, or any animal really, and you are constantly nursing it and treating illness after illness, do you really think trying to hatch eggs from it is a good idea? Use some common sense and only breed healthy stock that will better the species.

 

[Tre3hugger]

@Xouie that cornish x analysis was epicly hilarious and scarily accurate. Get outta my head, devil woman!!

 

[Nabiki]

FYI for those enjoying this thread, I updated the rules a bit since I've seen a couple of posts (and am guilty of one) on sensitive topics. Let's keep this light and fun.

 

[Nabiki]

In 2019 I went on a month long trip, and a friend's daughter offered to housesit for me. I think she thought it would be fun and a chance to get away from her parents. She found out that taking care of cats, fish, and a garden was more work than she could handle, and I felt bad for her, so I didn't say this when I got back.

"I have been cooking in this kitchen for twice as long as you've been alive. What on earth possessed you to completely rearrange it?!"

 

[room onthebroom]

In 2019 I went on a month long trip, and a friend's daughter offered to housesit for me. I think she thought it would be fun and a chance to get away from her parents. She found out that taking care of cats, fish, and a garden was more work than she could handle, and I felt bad for her, so I didn't say this when I got back.

"I have been cooking in this kitchen for twice as long as you've been alive. What on earth possessed you to completely rearrange it?!"

She rearranged your kitchen? Weird!

 

[room onthebroom]

We hired a longtime neighbors temporary roommate to come in to take care of the dogs for a few days. Instead of walking next door 3-4x a day we found out later that she took it upon herself to just stay here. She made it clear by her conversations about stuff that was hidden in the dark depths of the cabinet that she’d gone through everything we owned. We washed everything & changed the locks immediately, just in case.

 

[Nabiki]

She rearranged your kitchen? Weird!

Yeah, and since she's about 6' tall, she put stuff in the very top cupboards. Things that I use regularly. I'm not quite 5'2". She took my taco shell makers and used to arrange the mail.

The not so funny part was the tip of one of my Shuns was broken off. Those are expensive knives.

My garden was also completely dead. At least all of my cats were okay.

 

[Sally PB]

Meat bird humor, y’all. I couldn’t help myself.

Count me among the unoffended.