Things you wish you could say

[MarkJr]

If you can’t tell the gender of a chicken, don’t make a guess what it is. 98% of the time you’re wrong, and give the OP false hope.

Guilty. But, I have full disclosure saying I'm an idiot that isn't good at all sexing chickens.

 

[tripletfeb]

Speaking of Darwin awards... Woman who sprayed Gorilla Glue on hair to meet with surgeon for free removal procedure

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/g...ngeles-plastic-surgeon-free-removal-procedure

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Guilty. But, I have full disclosure saying I'm an idiot that isn't good at all sexing chickens.

I always say "leaning towards" when not 100% certain

 

[MarkJr]

I always say "leaning towards" when not 100% certain

I literally say I think it's xxxx BUT..... I'm terrible at this. Hold tight and the smart folks will show up and figure this out.

 

[MarkJr]

I will sat I'm 70/30 success rate now. 3 out of ten is amazing for me.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

If you can’t tell the gender of a chicken, don’t make a guess what it is. 98% of the time you’re wrong, and give the OP false hope.

This.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Speaking of Darwin awards... Woman who sprayed Gorilla Glue on hair to meet with surgeon for free removal procedure

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/g...ngeles-plastic-surgeon-free-removal-procedure

Had to be a woman from Louisiana and a Chalmation at that.
We will never be able to get rid of our reputation as dumbos.

 

[DukesDucks]

That story about the woman who used Gorilla Glue on her hair proves my point about how can companies protect themselves from idiots. She says she plays to sue them. Love to be the the court room for that one.

 

[Tre3hugger]

Tradition is fun
yesterday and tomorrow
haiku forever

 

[Sally PB]

^^post this over in the haiku thread

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/non-sequitur-haikus.1416932/#post-23273728