Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

I was nice and did not say: "And nobody misses you when you aren't here, gnat."

 

[JacinLarkwell]

If your rooster is mean, don't slap him, get a nice one

 

[Kiki]

I can't see your posts.

 

[R2elk]

You shouldn't talk about other people. You really don't want us posting what we think of you.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

So maybe my runny nose is not nasal cancer?

Probably not. More likely spinal fluid leaking out.

 

[Chookchicken]

I hate it when people say “my chicken is so sick I don’t think they are going to make it. What are they sick with?” And then don’t give you any info (or the most brief amount of info ever), and when you ask them if they have anymore info, or to check there chicken over incase, they ghost you and never reply. If your chicken is that sick maybe you should listen to the information you get.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If you can’t tell the gender of a chicken, don’t make a guess what it is. 98% of the time you’re wrong, and give the OP false hope.

Legend tells of a country doctor who could always predict the sex of a baby. He would make his prediction and announce it to the couple BUT, write the opposite in his notes.
If he was right no one would question it. If he was wrong, he would pull out his notes and show that they must have misunderstood, because, there it was in writing.

 

[room onthebroom]

I know you feel smug because you think you got the last word in. Don’t. I put you on ignore. You’re only talking to yourself now.

 

[MarkJr]

I know you feel smug because you think you got the last word in. Don’t. I put you on ignore. You’re only talking to yourself now.

 

[Nabiki]

My first batch of sous vide egg bites were delicious.

(They weren't, but my second batch is sure starting to smell good.)