Things you wish you could say

[tripletfeb]

Seems like a decent nickname but terrible first name

I agree. Maybe the kid was conceived in a jeep? Or born in one? Good thing my Grandma didn't do that with my dad. His name would be tractor. Wait a minute...his name is John! John Deere?

 

[HappyClucker7]

I worked with someone who grew up with a girl they called Groovy. Her full name on her birth certificate was Groovy Tits. Why would anyone do that to a kid?

That's just child abuse at that point. I mean, just why?? Why would anyone do that?

 

[tripletfeb]

I also went to school with a Native American kid. His name was Chance Running Horse. We just thought that was the coolest. Beats Becky any day

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I sold a rifle to Human R. Person.

I worked with someone who grew up with a girl they called Groovy. Her full name on her birth certificate was Groovy Tits. Why would anyone do that to a kid?

I agree. Maybe the kid was conceived in a jeep? Or born in one? Good thing my Grandma didn't do that with my dad. His name would be tractor. Wait a minute...his name is John! John Deere?

I'M DEAD! HELP ME!

 

[EverythingDucks]

I'M DEAD! HELP ME!

Not again

 

[Isadora]

I worked with someone who grew up with a girl they called Groovy. Her full name on her birth certificate was Groovy Tits. Why would anyone do that to a kid?

That is seriously messed up. Those people should not have had a kid.

 

[Nabiki]

That is seriously messed up. Those people should not have had a kid.

I'm guessing too many psychedelics. She was born in the late 60s.

 

[Isadora]

I'm guessing too many psychedelics.

Sounds likely

 

[RUNuts]

I worked with someone who grew up with a girl they called Groovy. Her full name on her birth certificate was Groovy Tits. Why would anyone do that to a kid?

Did you ask her if she was named after her mother? Seems likely.

I asked Dr. Looney and he said it was a family name. Don't laugh at your doctors, some don't have a sense of humor.

Then there were the Weathers.
Father is Stormy Weathers
Daughter is Sunny Weathers or was it Wendy?
The son may have been Sonny.
Mom was Nancy. She married into the clan.

 

[Brooks_]

I can't seem to find the "right" place to put this, so here is were I will:

I wouldn't have thought I'd get excited over a neighbor getting chickens, but I am.