Things you wish you could say

[EverythingDucks]

For the hundredth time, surviving is not thriving.

 

[Crazy Maizie]

For all of those who ask questions, but then don't want the advice...

 

[Ascholten]

What's even better is those who ask for your help, then want to argue with everything you tell them and say, "no that's wrong". Well if you already know everything then why the .. did you waste MY time asking me for advice then?

Their cousin is the idiot in love with the sound of their own voice who will spend 30 minutes talking themselves in circles when asked what time it is.

Aaron

 

[Crazy Maizie]

What's even better is those who ask for your help, then want to argue with everything you tell them and say, "no that's wrong". Well if you already know everything then why the .. did you waste MY time asking me for advice then?

Their cousin is the idiot in love with the sound of their own voice who will spend 30 minutes talking themselves in circles when asked what time it is.

Aaron

Exactly where I was going with the meme. The audacity amazes me.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Idiot

 

[Brooks_]

Use the dang search filter before starting a thread to ask your question. Please.

 

[MTKitty]

Is it plugged in? Did you turn it on?

 

[Sally PB]

Thank you for being honest and telling me you screwed up. That raises my estimation of you as a coworker/friend/human being in my eyes.

 

[Brooks_]

Thank you for being honest and telling me you screwed up. That raises my estimation of you as a coworker/friend/human being in my eyes.

That reminds me of:
I wanted to thank you for ____, but I can't.

 

[MTKitty]

Is it plugged in? Did you turn it on?

And the corollary: When’s the last time you changed the batteries?