Things you wish you could say

[electrycmonk]

You want to have fun with that, you should say, what you REALLY Need to be worrying about is, WHO PUT her up there!! Or tell them to check the floor boards for 'Hen Holes' where they dig through and tunnel under to the garden.

Yes it's mean,, but so am I

Aaron

/mental image of Schultz saying, “I see nut-ting!”

(begins to giggle)

 

[electrycmonk]

How do you know your hens have been in your garden? Is anything missing?
Maybe they just like the view from the top of the fence!

No kidding…. Mine have discovered they really, really like the rafters inside the coop!

 

[Ascholten]

Mine likes to stand on top of the table outside to look in the house. This REALLY PO's the cockatoo!! I mean hissy fit PO's him. I kind of wonder if the chicken deep down knows this? ! It'd be funny if I didn't have to hear the earsplitting scream followed by BAD BIRD !! BAD BAAAD BIRD!! and another scream from the Rottentoo everytime this happens.... at about oh... 712 am if I am not up by then feeding them when they are allowed to free range...

The ostralorpe likes to get up on stuff, the others not so much UNLESS they see midnight getting into something that looks snacky, THEN they all must see...

To answer ones question... how would you know she's in there, is something missing? Well since you asked.. YES. when there are squash that are eaten and part of it still hanging on the vine... there aren't catepillars with beaks flying around now are there? . Strawberries magically disappear too, but we all know that's sneaky snake, because a chicken would NEVER steal food now would she?

Aaron

 

[EEforMe]

Teacher: Here, I just want to make sure you know how to center things on google docs
What I want to say: I had to teach you how to return assignments on google classroom. I've been using google classroom and such since second grade and you just started using it this year. It's not my fault you don't center a title and then center the text below it when you're doing a write-up.
What I did say: Ok, thanks *with a fake smile*

 

[electrycmonk]

(Heavy sigh)

driving courtesy is a modest “thing”….. your sorely lacking in….

 

[Angel07]

When someone calls me lazy because I decide to put off doing something because I'm tired. Especially when said person doesn't do any jobs around the house at all.

 

[Ascholten]

Well, let said person cook their own meals for a bit, or do their own laundry, and when they complain tell them, well you said I was lazy, I just made sure to live up to YOUR expectations. I wouldn't want to do the dishes now and have you think I was being lazy, at being lazy now would I?

Or better yet, a simple GFY works too

Aaron

Edit: and the gfy can work in other places too if said person is your SO and wants 'something' gfy, im too lazy to do that too...

 

[Crazy Maizie]

Lady you're going to die of a heart attack you keep acting like that over a simple mistake.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Lady you're going to die of a heart attack you keep acting like that over a simple mistake.

I'll try not to take that personally

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Why is being tired a competition? I know you work more hours than I do and are also more than likely tired, but that doesn't mean I'm not.