Things you wish you could say

[Ascholten]

The OP is too funny and enjoyed reading through all the posts.

My vent is this...... Show me a dumb animal and I will show you a stupid owner!

or
show me a dumb animal and ill show you a chicken following it looking for her morning meal!

Aaron

 

[Crazy Maizie]

Come for a drive in the DR! Stop sign? Red light? Two lanes? Blind passing? These are all things drivers here have no understanding of. They drive like this...

I've heard this from friends who visited. Sounds like a blast.

 

[Ascholten]

Oh I just screwed up badly.
Outside working in garden, brought beer with me. Bit later after wheelbarrowing dirt around, I stop to take a swig of beer.

Can I swigged was sitting outside open for oh I don't know,week, 2 weeks, take a guess... sour as hell but it went straight down.

Thankful I didn't gulp any mold or hornets or any other nasty #$$#% with it ::vomit::

I think I will stay home today, very close to the royal throne, waiting for Mount Saint Anus to blow it's cork.

I swigged about 4 oz of straight vodka afterwards and jumped around a bit, hoping I can coat my stomach with that, and hopefully kill any bugaboo's that were in that stuff...

c'mon man, you know better Aaron.

Things I wish I could say, sure !!

Looking in the mirror, You dumb SOB, that'll teach you for leaving your half drank beer cans laying around the yard instead of throwing them in the recycle bin you stupid A hole.

At least I don't need to worry about my diet THIS week, I am sure I will be losing some weight here very soon...

Aaron

 

[Nabiki]

The OP is too funny and enjoyed reading through all the posts.

My vent is this...... Show me a dumb animal and I will show you a stupid owner!

Thank you!

The whole point of this thread is to let people vent, but I like to see the humour in things too. Why be bitter when life can be fun?

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 

[sourland]

Not tonight.

 

[R2elk]

Not tonight.

Heard that a lot, have you?

 

[kurby22]

Maybe I am a chicketarian. I have some old biddies about ready to be processed...

Haha I call myself a meatatarian

 

[Ascholten]

Im a member of PETA, you better watch it buddy!!

People
Eat
Tasty
Animals

Aaron

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Thank you!

The whole point of this thread is to let people vent, but I like to see the humour in things too. Why be bitter when life can be fun?

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

I love it!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Haha I call myself a meatatarian

I consider myself a Born Again Carnivor.