Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

Trap and release results in trap savvy creatures of all sorts.

 

[nuthatched]

I love the demotivators poster that says, "There are no stupid questions, but there are an awful lot of inquisitive idiots out there.

Ooo, my next bumper sticker.

 

[Nabiki]

Ooo, my next bumper sticker.

 

[RUNuts]

 

[ShrekDawg]

Snitches get stitches

 

[tripletfeb]

Ooo, my next bumper sticker.

Don't. You'll get rear ended by some moron trying to read it

 

[nuthatched]

Don't. You'll get rear ended by some moron trying to read it

Mm, good point.

 

[Brooks_]

Cockerel.

I won't because it was a real question albeit far too early.

 

[nuthatched]

2 months ago, I asked the 4H poultry lady if she wanted me to add her chick orders for this year to mine.
"No thanks, I don't order until March."
That's a bit late in the year to order and it looks like eggs are going up, are you sure?
"Yes, I've always done it that way."
fast forward to today.
She just texted me complaining that she can't find chicks.
I'm very sorry but:

 

[Brooks_]

2 months ago, I asked the 4H poultry lady if she wanted me to add her chick orders for this year to mine.
"No thanks, I don't order until March."
That's a bit late in the year to order and it looks like eggs are going up, are you sure?
"Yes, I've always done it that way."
fast forward to today.
She just texted me complaining that she can't find chicks.
I'm very sorry but:

You did what you could.