Things you wish you could say

[nuthatched]

it's like 7:30 and we know you're laughing.

Lo, I am sore wounded.
Must I endure such peevish darts of scorn and nitpicking in my humble attempts at bufoonery? Must I not bring joy and entertainment to the worn masses of byc?
To present, nay to fling shining coppers of humor at the feet of the jaded throngs, only to have them squandered and unheeded by even allies and equals?
Nay, good friends, may it never be!
Blackguards.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Lo, I am sore wounded.
Must I endure such peevish darts of scorn and nitpicking in my humble attempts at bufoonery? Must I not bring joy and entertainment to the worn masses of byc?
To present, nay to fling shining coppers of humor at the feet of the jaded throngs, only to have them squandered and unheeded by even allies and equals?
Nay, good friends, may it never be!
Blackguards.

Hark, but here is one who squanders not your shining coppers of humor! Nay, she gathers them up and puts them in her apron pocket to savor later over a steaming cup of peach tea, privily, for they are worthy of a secondary chortle or two. Nay, there is no jaded throng here, only a silent waif, who hungers for a rare morsel of levity, where'er it may be found.

 

[Brooks_]

Must I endure such peevish darts of scorn and nitpicking in my humble attempts at bufoonery?

Yes.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Yes.

 

[nuthatched]

Hark, but here is one who squanders not your shining coppers of humor! Nay, she gathers them up and puts them in her apron pocket to savor later over a steaming cup of peach tea, privily, for they are worthy of a secondary chortle or two. Nay, there is no jaded throng here, only a silent waif, who hungers for a rare morsel of levity, where'er it may be found.

 

[nuthatched]

@tripletfeb
Smite the goat!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Must I endure such peevish darts of scorn and nitpicking in my humble attempts at bufoonery?

 

[nuthatched]

 

[WallyG74]

@tripletfeb
Smite the goat!

 

[tripletfeb]

@tripletfeb
Smite the goat!