I wish I could say that all my stuff sold in the garage sale I'm helping at and that it's not sooo daaaamnnn hoooootttttt. And that the heat has not given me a headache that won't go away and that the kid I sold the scooter too would just take the damn thing home and quit messing with it, trying to get his money back. And that I don't get extra cranky in the heat and if one more person asks me to reduce the price of an item, Imma need bail money
