Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

I'll tell you when this is too old to come up in her notifications

No problem

 

[Brooks_]

I'll tell you when this is too old to come up in her notifications

I knew it but forgot. Sorry, Mrs. SourRoses.

 

[TeresaW]

I thought you were talking about scary people.

No just wanted to say that I’m scared right now.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

You had brought it up. I just thought it was a good idea.
Isn't your mom cool?

Yeah. She’s epic. She just doesn’t need an account now that she’s figured out how to hijack mine

 

[SourRoses]

I knew it but forgot. Sorry, Mrs. SourRoses.

Okay, you convinced me, I'll tell you guys while I'm remembering to do it.
It's ChooksInChoppers (reference to song, and she's an Aussie so chickens in choppers turned into chooks).

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I had my mom make an account a long time ago, but she only logs in when I make her for some specific purpose (like to show her art).

When we're chicken herding, I ask her to be the goalie and I'm the pusher. So she's to stand over to one side and a bit behind me with a big plastic rake, to block the chickens off from the direction they most want to go. The goalies job is not to move much, but to incrementally advance as the pusher encourages the birdies in the right direction (the plastic rake also really helps with this. But here's an expert tip: If you give a "helper" the better tool, they feel a little more powerful and likely to do what they're told) Do not under any circumstance tag my mom in this post, LOL. I need the method to keep working!

Hey, @SourRoses'Mom, don't look here!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Well phht, that didn't work right.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

No just wanted to say that I’m scared right now.

Why are you scared?

 

[tlcmurphy]

I had my mom make an account a long time ago, but she only logs in when I make her for some specific purpose (like to show her art).

When we're chicken herding, I ask her to be the goalie and I'm the pusher. So she's to stand over to one side and a bit behind me with a big plastic rake, to block the chickens off from the direction they most want to go. The goalies job is not to move much, but to incrementally advance as the pusher encourages the birdies in the right direction (the plastic rake also really helps with this. But here's an expert tip: If you give a "helper" the better tool, they feel a little more powerful and likely to do what they're told) Do not under any circumstance tag my mom in this post, LOL. I need the method to keep working!

Sounds a bit like Chicken Curling to me, except you’d need a broom not a rake

 

[notabitail]

The one I’m thinking of is a mere 4. At least skip to the end and read the end result if not reading the whole thing lol

Is it that rabbit thread?