Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

An anesthesiologist told me he explains his bill thus:

"$50 to put you to sleep so you don't feel the pain. The rest of it is because I can wake you up again with your marbles still in the right order."

 

[ShrekDawg]

There’s nothing wrong with pet chickens

 

[notabitail]

IT. IS. NOT. NEAR. FALL. AT. ALL.

Put the stuff away until October. Or at least the first day of Fall. The seasons just seem to be getting earlier each year.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I wish I could say a woman didn’t just die in a street racing crash near here

 

[R2elk]

IT. IS. NOT. NEAR. FALL. AT. ALL.

Put the stuff away until October. Or at least the first day of Fall. The seasons just seem to be getting earlier each year.

Here they seem to be getting later with a later spring start each year.

 

[notabitail]

Here they seem to be getting later with a later spring start each year.

Here all the stores have put out all the fall and autumn stuff and EVEN CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!! WHY!!?!?!?!?!??!!?

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Here all the stores have put out all the fall and autumn stuff and EVEN CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!! WHY!!?!?!?!?!??!!?

 

[notabitail]

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

I can see you're very passionate about this or something...

 

[nuthatched]

IT. IS. NOT. NEAR. FALL. AT. ALL.

Put the stuff away until October. Or at least the first day of Fall. The seasons just seem to be getting earlier each year.

Here all the stores have put out all the fall and autumn stuff and EVEN CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!! WHY!!?!?!?!?!??!!?

We've had Christmas sitting in totes for two weeks in the back. It's going out in two weeks. Our Halloween was put out 3rd week of July.
(Yes, we hate it. Mostly because we have 8 pallets of stuff that we have to store.)