Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

"Your stupidity has passed the level of rudeness and is now clinically fascinating."

I'm going to steal this, modify it a bit, and keep it in mind for certain people/occasions.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

There are reasons why I do my own electrical, plumbing, carpentry, planning and labor.

Great! Wanna come do mine?

 

[R2elk]

Great! Wanna come do mine?

No, what is legal for a home owner to do is not legal for me to do for them.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

No, what is legal for a home owner to do is not legal for me to do for them.

 

[SourRoses]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer ...


Mom issued an annual moratorium on songs of merriment and joy until the day after Thanksgiving
and even then she tries to make it stop

 

[azurbanclucker]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer ...


Mom issued an annual moratorium on songs of merriment and joy until the day after Thanksgiving
and even then she tries to make it stop

Your Mother is a wise person.

 

[tripletfeb]

I wish I could say that I am not getting hives AGAIN. Little sons a bit¢hes

 

[sourland]

The deer did not trim my tomato plants, chrysanthemums, and porch planter boxes during the week I was away.

 

[RomanQuailChickenGirl]

And now for something completely different!
I'm tired of seeing post on 'How do I tame my quail?" "How do I tame my pheasant?" "How do I tame my turkey?"
Get serious peeps....STOP IT!!!! Gamebirds are not pets! If you want a 'pet' get a dog, cat or cow! gamebirds are kinda like fish, great to look at but you can't hold them, pet them, etc.
So, PLEASE STOP IT, DAMN IT!!!!!

DO chickens count in that?

 

[Buckeye Amy]

"Your stupidity has passed the level of rudeness and is now clinically fascinating."

Pretty sure I work with this person!