Things you wish you could say

[Barnette]

Girls are dumb. avoid at all costs.

That's why it's so hard to get a gf nowadays, they're all avoiding each other and the guys

 

[Barbours]

Brother, u must not be that old then

You ain't that old either tho

 

[Nabiki]

OMG you sent her pics of one!?
You are in deep trouble now. Watch.


She's going to make you take videos now.

It's in one of the old buildings downtown.

Bee I am behind everywhere.
What happened with the creep driveway neighbor parking guy?
Did someone's house get robbed?

I think he broke into an abandoned hoarder house on the next street over, but no one has asked me for the video of the guy. I'm not going to get more info from the neighbour whose house he parked at. She's the nasty one whose dog killed my chicken and crapped on my nicely shoveled walks. She lets the thing run loose way too often.

 

[Nabiki]

I don't want to lug another coffee table (or equivalent) up two flights of stairs again.

 

[Raisin_The_Chicken]

You ain't that old either tho

u don't know that

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What's the update on your knee? You went to the doc on Friday, right?

I did, yes, thanks for asking. Turns out, if you're already old and decrepit you don't really need an intact ACL. I just had to sign an agreement in triplicate agreeing to resign from competitive gymnastics, figure skating, and kickboxing and I won't need surgery. So she gave me a shot under the kneecap containing a numbing agent (it still hurt though) and a steroid anti-inflammatory that should kick in any day now, and a Rx for PT, which starts Thursday, 2-3x/wk for six weeks. I'm hobbling around pretty good at the mo' on only one cane although going up and down stairs is still not much fun so I don't do it if can avoid it. When my late MIL got new hips, her PT taught her, UP with the good, DOWN with the bad, and that's working for me.

My mother told me to stay away from girls that they are nothing but trouble.

Your mother was a wise woman. I always told my husbands the same thing, but did they listen? No. And why not? Because we are irresistable, that's why. We can't help it.

 

[tripletfeb]

Girls are dumb. avoid at all costs.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

It's okay, Trip. Some guys are too dumb to appreciate us. Their loss.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You can't discuss people's age on here if they are minors.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Prosecution rests, your honor