Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

If you want me to better help you find something, please don't make up names for it and expect me to know what the crud you're talking about

A customer came up to me earlier looking for a pipe cut, you'd think he was looking for a pipe cutter or something like that right? But no, he was looking for a spray nozzle for a garden hose. I asked some of my managers what they thought a pipe cut was and they thought the same as me and were utterly confused

And bonus
Do I work here? No, I'm just wearing a company shirt, name badge, walkie and pushing out a canopy on a mechanical lift from the back just for fun, of course I work here! Why would you even ask that?

 

[sourland]

I do not have a dental appointment to remove the roots of a failed root canal/crown.

 

[sourland]

I do not have a dental appointment to remove the roots of a failed root canal/crown.

Wasn't all that bad. Of course the anaesthetic hasn't worn off yet.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I did not fatigue my left ankle yesterday to the point that I can't walk at all today.

But on a happy note, my PT does home health three days a week, so hopefully she will be coming here to work on my right knee for the next six weeks. She's awesome!

 

[CombNWattles]

I haven’t been awake for 14.5 hours on 4.5 hours of sleep

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My DH didn't find a hidden nest in the hen house tonight with 15 eggs in it!

(I KNEW we were missing eggs for the last 4 nights! Those silly birds!)

 

[Sally PB]

I wish I could say that it's not supposed to get down to 35 tonight. I'll cover the blueberry bushes and the plants in the (passive solar heated) green house, and wish the cherry and apple trees luck.

 

[notabitail]

Little sibling: "I'm going to eat $BREAKFAST_ITEM_LEFTOVER for lunch someday".

Yah. NO. No, you aren't. Every single time it just sits in the fridge until trash day or someone like me finds it and eats it. So I will eat it.

 

[notabitail]

Little sibling: "I'm going to eat $BREAKFAST_ITEM_LEFTOVER for lunch someday".

Yah. NO. No, you aren't. Every single time it just sits in the fridge until trash day or someone like me finds it and eats it. So I will eat it.

It tasted good.

 

[Daisy June]

Please don't ask me if I have talked to my oncologist about X and/or Y. He was not born yesterday and neither was I. Neither of us lives under a rock, so we see social media, too. You have no idea all the layers six years of cancer produce. Be my friend; don't try to be my advocate. I can do that for myself.