Ummmm broccoli is good as are prunes, sugar free beverages (you’ve clearly had the wrong ones. Some are better than others LOL), etc.
Let's settle this once and for all! I challenge you to a broccoli fight!
First little bitter tree thing to get obliterated loses.
Fish? Really?
I'm on board with everything else you mentioned but fish is tasty.
Fishes drink their poo water... and human poo water... shark poo, whale poo, blobby little ocean floor critter poo...