Things you wish you could say

[FrostRanger]

That I saw that puddle before I sat down and my bum isn't wet. Fortunately given it's been very hot, it is cooling me off, I just wish it wasn't my shorts that got wet

 

[Buckeye Amy]

No one is going to read your page-long rambling-without paragraphs diatribe. I got about 1/4 the way down and realized there wasn't any spacing for paragraphs, or were there any paragraphs to begin with? My brain went numb after that. Do they teach writing anymore?

 

[FrostRanger]

Not everything needs an app. Why in the world do you need an app for a grill? You should be right next to the grill seeing what's what anyway, an app just means more stuff to fiddle with that may be flat out wrong anyways. I'll take my dumb grill over a smart grill any day of the week

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Not everything needs an app. Why in the world do you need an app for a grill? You should be right next to the grill seeing what's what anyway, an app just means more stuff to fiddle with that may be flat out wrong anyways. I'll take my dumb grill over a smart grill any day of the week

Why does my toothbrush have an app? Seriously?!?

 

[notabitail]

Why does my toothbrush have an app? Seriously?!?

Marketing gimmick.

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Marketing gimmick.

I never use the apps that things come with. I'm old school. I just plain refuse.

 

[notabitail]

I never use the apps that things come with. I'm old school. I just plain refuse.

I don't buy things that have apps.

 

[Buckeye Amy]

I don't buy things that have apps.

You can't buy anything that doesn't have an app. Heck, I bet the sliced cheese I bought today has an app!

 

[Sally PB]

We have a grandfather clock. It runs on gravity. It does not have an app. It never will need an app. When the world falls apart, it will run as long as someone pulls the weights once a week.

It indicates the time of day. It chimes every quarter hour. That is all, and it is lovely.

 

[notabitail]

There are dishwashers that demand an app. For basic functions.