Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

I have some people on my list I wish I could tell this.

Yeah, there’s been a lot of IRL drama lately LOL

 

[ShrekDawg]

I wish I could say that my Off mosquito lamps worked as good as advertised. I hate using spray but I might have to

I’m sorry

 

[BoundlessLove]

I wish I could say I didn’t need to go on a diet.
But, Monday is a go.

Good news is I’m not doing this alone. Hubby will be on one, as well.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I wish I could say I don’t have invisible prickly pear spines in my hands…
Off to the Texas thread for some advice. {:[]

Duct tape.

 

[notabitail]

You broke it, you'll pay for it. It's not even my object but I hope the financial consequences manage to teach you a lesson about touching what is not yours.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

If you can't be mature, professional, wear proper clothes, have no experience in this field, and consistently don't use common sense why in the world are you working here. Also please stop bringing your highly personal matters into the workplace, nobody wants to hear this at work

 

[BigBlueHen53]

When I'm at your house, your two undisciplined dogs tear up my legs climbing up me and lick me and won't leave me alone and you do nothing about it although you can clearly see that I'm not enjoying it, as I'm pushing them down and fighting to keep them off me. They hurt!. When you come to my house, my dogs sit politely at your feet and look at you, inviting you to pat or stroke their heads to acknowledge their presence, after which they will go lie down. Yet you won't touch them. What's up with that? I guess I can't expect your dogs to have any manners as you clearly don't. But no worries, as you'll never see me in your house again.

 

[BoundlessLove]

I wish I could say I didn’t need to go on a diet.
But, Monday is a go.

Good news is I’m not doing this alone. Hubby will be on one, as well.

I’ve not baked anything in a few days and there are no prepackaged snacks here.
My son came home earlier and looked around in the kitchen (no cake, no cookies, nothing on the counter), so he opened the fridge and said, “It’s all healthy food in here.”

 

[ShrekDawg]

When I'm at your house, your two undisciplined dogs tear up my legs climbing up me and lick me and won't leave me alone and you do nothing about it although you can clearly see that I'm not enjoying it, as I'm pushing them down and fighting to keep them off me. They hurt!. When you come to my house, my dogs sit politely at your feet and look at you, inviting you to pat or stroke their heads to acknowledge their presence, after which they will go lie down. Yet you won't touch them. What's up with that? I guess I can't expect your dogs to have any manners as you clearly don't. But no worries, as you'll never see me in your house again.

I’m sorry

 

[Nabiki]

When I'm at your house, your two undisciplined dogs tear up my legs climbing up me and lick me and won't leave me alone and you do nothing about it although you can clearly see that I'm not enjoying it, as I'm pushing them down and fighting to keep them off me. They hurt!. When you come to my house, my dogs sit politely at your feet and look at you, inviting you to pat or stroke their heads to acknowledge their presence, after which they will go lie down. Yet you won't touch them. What's up with that? I guess I can't expect your dogs to have any manners as you clearly don't. But no worries, as you'll never see me in your house again.

And people wonder why I don't like dogs.