Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

You had a brand-new, never used, cheapo award/desk clock from NINETEEN NINETY-SIX. UNOPENED. UNUSED. I have no idea how that thing wound up here. And I have no idea what other trash you've brought. No wonder there's so much junk in there.

You collecting old out of date clocks now?

 

[notabitail]

You collecting old out of date clocks now?

No. This is someone else I know who collects literal trash. Old bills, restaurant menus, papers that are literal trash, I have no idea what is there. It looks like trash to me, at least. There was a iPhone 4 (or 4s) Quick Start guide on the desk though. That's not trash.

 

[The Moonshiner]

No. This is someone else I know who collects literal trash. Old bills, restaurant menus, papers that are literal trash, I have no idea what is there. It looks like trash to me, at least. There was a iPhone 4 (or 4s) Quick Start guide on the desk though. That's not trash.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. YOU should know this.

 

[notabitail]

One man's trash is another man's treasure. YOU should know this.

Well yah. I'll bet this person has the largest collection of random stuff from before I was born on the planet.

At least she keeps the documentation for things that might need it. That's always a good thing.

 

[SourRoses]

I know how to build the prototype for my awesome incubator idea because I'm all mechanical and stuff.
How to program the computer. How to get the gizmos to work.
Argh! Becoming an inventor is hard. And most of my ideas have been stolen, some before I was even born. Which means someone first created an idea theft machine!


But it's not impossible.
Not. Impossible.

 

[nuthatched]

"Seller has sent you an offer!"
*Was $17.00, now $16.85!*

Wow, man. Shut up and take my money! How can I resist such a lucrative and generous offer !

I'm gonna send him a counter offer for $16.50, for I am a wheeler and dealer./s

 

[The Moonshiner]

"Seller has sent you an offer!"
*Was $17.00, now $16.85!*

Wow, man. Shut up and take my money! How can I resist such a lucrative and generous offer !

I'm gonna send him a counter offer for $16.50, for I am a wheeler and dealer./s

You can do some kind of automated thing if that's from ebay. Seller makes some decisions then eBay will auto make offers to people that view or save or whatever your item.
Ebay sets the offer price by your guidelines and asking price. I'm not sure exactly how it works since I just buy and not sell. I know when I used to look at cheap dvds I'd get weird offers like that. Not much off because they weren't very much to began with and it was odd numbers. I always wondered why they didn't round off to the nearest quarter or something.

 

[nuthatched]

You can do some kind of automated thing if that's from ebay. Seller makes some decisions then eBay will auto make offers to people that view or save or whatever your item.
Ebay sets the offer price by your guidelines and asking price. I'm not sure exactly how it works since I just buy and not sell. I know when I used to look at cheap dvds I'd get weird offers like that. Not much off because they weren't very much to began with and it was odd numbers. I always wondered why they didn't round off to the nearest quarter or something.

I think they ( they sellers) can decide what percentage off the system offers, it's just a really pathetic offer. I was going to offer more but there's no option to counter, sadly.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I think they ( they sellers) can decide what percentage off the system offers, it's just a really pathetic offer. I was going to offer more but there's no option to counter, sadly.

Ya I would of laughed at the offer but I'm also that guy people love to hate because I lowball the make offer items.

 

[notabitail]

"Seller has sent you an offer!"
*Was $17.00, now $16.85!*

Wow, man. Shut up and take my money! How can I resist such a lucrative and generous offer !

I'm gonna send him a counter offer for $16.50, for I am a wheeler and dealer./s

I hate those offers.

Once I asked a seller a question about a laptop I wanted to buy. Response? An offer. No answer. I ruled them out.