Things you wish you could say

[notabitail]

"Cassowarys and Emus are the same things, right?"

"Totally! Did you see the tiktok I did last week with my cassowary where it bit my arm off? I got 12k likes on it!"

 

[nuthatched]

"Totally! Did you see the tiktok I did last week with my cassowary where it bit my arm off? I got 12k likes on it!"

"Only 12k? Pfft, my cassowary gutted me like a trout and I got 35k likes."

 

[notabitail]

"Only 12k? Pfft, my cassowary gutted me like a trout and I got 35k likes."

*in weird got punched by ostritch noise* "Ooo, send some of dat rizz here plz"

 

[nuthatched]

Side bar: can we please ban tiktok already?!
The platform that is used by the most vapid, entitled, clueless and downright stupid to spread misinformation, abuse, stupidity and toxicity needs to be flung into an active supernova.

 

[nuthatched]

*in weird got punched by ostritch noise* "Ooo, send some of dat rizz here plz"

Sending Rizz, pls respond.

 

[notabitail]

Side bar: can we please ban tiktok already?!
The platform that is used by the most vapid, entitled, clueless and downright stupid to spread misinformation, abuse, stupidity and toxicity needs to be flung into an active supernova.

Oh my yes please. If it's leading to this it's already killed enough brains:

 

[notabitail]

Sending Rizz, pls respond.
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*drops phone in muddy peacock water while it's playing brainrot 67 tiktok* "Thanks, that'll work for drying it out" *strains emu-damaged muscle grabbing phone*

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh my yes please. If it's leading to this it's already killed enough brains:
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Wait, he's watching TikTok on the REFRIGERATOR???

 

[notabitail]

Wait, he's watching TikTok on the REFRIGERATOR???

That's what it looks like, yep!

Once I pulled up my website on a smart fridge in a store...

 

[BigBlueHen53]

The www is EVERYWHERE!