Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

Yup. Especially at restaurants.

YUP

 

[FernwoodHollow]

Wish I could say that you're a literal CMO and make at least quadruple my salary and also a grown ass adult and I shouldn't have to hold your hand through how to do your job. I can only imagine what all their wives go through with this level of faked incompetence

 

[ShrekDawg]

This applies to many circumstances for me but…

You could at least give me an explanation…

 

[ShrekDawg]

Also I wish I could “stick it” to certain people but I can’t soooooo…

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am sleeping right now.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am ready to forgive you.