Third Party Candidates!

theotherranch

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After much debate and horse-swapping, Queen Em and I are announcing that our hats are in the Presidential Ring! Queen Em has agreed to play second fiddle (for once) and announce as the VP candidate with me running for the top spot! Our Party will be known as the NAP Party (Need A Paycheck).
Since we are starting late, we will obviously need some contributions until the Federal Money kicks in. I promise that all positions in this administration will be awarded to the highest bid.....er, contributors.
While the Queen and I are still working on the Official Platform for the Party (anyone got any extra nails, screws, lumber?), it will include a chicken in every back yard, and I guess we'll be a green party as well.
For those of you that don't live in the U.S., we're working on a scam.....er. method to qualify you for absentee ballots, so feel free to donate to this important cause.

Tip a canoe and Perry too!
 
KristyHall, we're not the least bit picky! But send her to Queen Em. After all, MFB takes all strays and my coop is full.

That's three votes! We're on a roll!
 
Perry, ya'll should have started earlier. That way you could have gotten matching funds. Oooooh. . . and a convention would have been fun. Actually does anybody know when a PAC becomes super?
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Like Terry even has the option.
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If I'm running, he's gotta do something to help...he can't be second lady if he's gonna laze around.



A chicken in every yard, a fish in every aquarium...and none of the crap we've got going on now...vote for us, we don't suck as much as the present options.
 
JD, the convention is being planned by the Queen. Look for breaking news in the Hollywierd News!
 

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