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Include your birth certificates and I'll vote for ya.
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Aw crud...some wiseguy always wants my birth certificate.
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Will a social security card do the trick? I'd have to go all the way back to Franklin North Carolina to get a birth certificate.
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My birth certificate and 10 years of tax returns are on the Hollywierd News web site now.
(yeah, I know you can't see them yet, I'm still trying to get the dern thing up!)

But Truth, Justice and the Ameri........Um, someone else is using that, never mind!

And before you ask, I am not a cro......er, that didn't work either, never mind!

Tip a canoe and Perry too!
 
So who is your campaign manager? Are you egg first or chicken first? do you support SSS for controlling predators? Do you support equal rights for roosters?

Just asking the important questions your constituents want to know.
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I'm pro SSS. I also support equal rooster rights. As for the chicken and the egg, well, I'm going to take a page out of our current prez's book and ride the fence on that. I think it's just too explosive an issue.
 
I am proud to say I have never once questioned a chicken. Not about his or her motives, whereabouts, or otherwise.

Personally, if the foreign chickens have aids, it ain't none of my business.

 
I fear that, for the good of the party, it may be best for me to keep my distance. I suspect that I may be a touch too controversial for our candidates to be associating with. You see, I have questioned chickens, in fact, I have given a few a good grilling! But they haven't all been put over hot coals, I have roasted a few, too!
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