This is a bunch of POO!

19Dawn76

Songster
10 Years
Apr 26, 2009
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All morning I have been rubbing my left eye and my cheek under it because I kept seeing something. I never felt anything I just kept seeing something in the lower part of my vision. Finally I went and looked in the mirror and discovered there is white hair growing out of my face. WTH? Who grows one white hair out of their upper cheek? So, I had to spend 30 minutes outside in the sun with a mirror making sure this weird, white hair doesn't have any friends.

 

Buff Hooligans

Scrambled
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Jun 11, 2007
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Quote:Ah yes, the discovery of every single rogue follicle of your face will entertain you the rest of your hen life. And trust me, what you will find is that the completely hairless face that you see in the mirror that morning, will not be the one you see in your office mirror later that day.
 

chicmom

Dances with Chickens
10 Years
Feb 24, 2009
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Strasburg Ohio
I AGREE--IT IS A BUNCHA POO! Getting older ain't for sissies! LOL I've got gray hair, and that's OK with me. I call them my highlights! LOL:lol:
 

19Dawn76

Songster
10 Years
Apr 26, 2009
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Toadsuck, AR
I think this was just a freak thing that happened. I have been asking for thicker hair on TOP of my head so maybe the hair fairy was having an off night and missed my head with her little hair fairy wand.
 

JetBlack

Songster
9 Years
Apr 19, 2010
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POO, I tell you, POO!!!!

My least favorite are the ear hairs. I'm 40. If I was ever interviewing for a college professorship, and was asked "What will you do first, as a full professor?"

"I'm gonna grow out my eyebrows and ear hair. There's nowhere else, in the world, where that is totally appropriate and acceptable, except in a university!"
 

sfw2

Global Menace
10 Years
Mar 20, 2009
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N. Chesterfield, Virginia
Quote:Yeah, okay. Just keep telling yourself that.


I used to think the same thing. I now have the ability to grow a better beard than my 24 year old son.

 

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