This thread will offend no one...

[greyfields]

Yes, but I'm offended that you are not MORE offended than you currently are offended.

 

[Bec]

Oh no, I am way more offended than you are offended and NOW I am even MORE offended that you wouldn't think I was THAT offended!

 

[Bec]

boy when you say that word so many times, it sounds really funny

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

I'm offended because this thread, and that blank post are taking up server space!

 

[Ladyhawke1]

=^..^=

 

[Laskaland]

who smells?

 

[purr]

well I've never

 

[Bec]

 

[eggzettera]

This thread immediately reminded me of this from a favorite movie of mine....


Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2)
disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own a**.

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass judgement; and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...just kidding).

So please before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a
film, remember: even God has a sense of humor.

Just look at the Platypus.

Thank you and enjoy the show.

P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.


Thank you again and enjoy the show.




Back to your normally scheduled thread....

 

[Chicabee19]

It is a given that believers in . will always be offensive to believers in ,

It's a natural selection thing, dontcha know?

I'm a big believer in neither.