Those abominable bragging Christmas letters !

[Chicken Salad]

Eggs-cellent, dahleengz!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Brilliantly written!

 

[DuckLady]

I sent one out in retailiation in 1994 or 95. It revolved around my cats and my job as a clerk in a bakery. I wish I had it on the computer.

Apparently the cousin it was aimed at either took it to heart or was so offended I didn't get one for several years.

 

[smom1976]

oh that one was sooo funny..../

uncle daddy!!

 

[WoodlandWoman]

We normally only get one a year, but that couple got divorced, so we haven't gotten one this year. They only put in trips, promotions, that kind of thing. Sometimes they add in things they bought. It would be nice of they sent a card, for a change, but, no card, either.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

I just got one of those commercially produced photos with Christmas background and preprinted loving intimate greeting. From my brother! And it's just of their vampire teenage children, not even of my bro and wife. The tree behind them looks like it was at Chernobyl.

(As I've said in a past thread, siblings are highly overrated!)

 

[Possumpoint]

Vampire teenage children! OMG, I'm

 

[skand]

Maybe it was the best picture they had of the kids....I know mine look best when disguised as not my kids. lol

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Each year, the two daughters must have a contest to see how many gallons of black eyeliner they can use. It's become a joke at my offices.

 

[Possumpoint]

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Each year, the two daughters must have a contest to see how many gallons of black eyeliner they can use. It's become a joke at my offices.

I have a cousin who has a 14 yr old DD that wears it like that so I know what you are saying. She (the daughter) mentioned that she may come out and visit us during the Christmas school break. DH told her not to come out at night cause it's coon hunting season, LOL. She didn't get it.