Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this.

[conny63malies]

I beat you all , i grew up in the smallest town. Just go to google maps and look for:

Lachheim 48, Lachheim 91480 Markt Taschendorf, Neustadt an der Aisch-Bad Windsheim, Bavaria, Germany
the farm on the left side of the A is my grandparents, it includes the garden across the road and the pond and several more fields with corn other stuff.

 

[xke4]

How about this....the old guy in the village (one stop light, no cops, theatre, liquor store, etc) who has lost his license drives his tractor to the grocery store WITH the manure spreader still attached.

 

[preppy*hippie*chick]

Has anyone here ever gone through the drive through on horseback? I have.

 

[Tala]

That's awesome.

Cruisin Military was the big thing in high school. Somehow I think it's lost popularity though.

There's only 1 cop in Alexander and if you see him already pulled somebody over then you're good the rest of the way though town

(well, usually they will pull you over for doing 45 in a 45mph zone)

I would say also that you're from a small town if mud runnin' is nearly a professional sport and a disproportionate percentage of the population drives pickups and a disproportionate number of those are sporting lift kits.

Yep. True true.
I don't waste all the money though, I have a 2wd Ford Ranger (saves gas!) and I've never gotten it stuck.

And if you want the week off work for deer season, you need to get it on the books in JANUARY

(says the person who took the WHOLE first week of gun season off the last 2 years)​

 

[melissastraka]

i just had to add, did anyone actually successfully, tip a cow? I could never do it. i just ended up with cow pies on my cork boots and a cow laughing at me!

And a cow will total your truck going 30mph!!!!

 

[MagsC]

LOL, moving outhouses....when I was growing up there were people that still used them! Maybe there are now too, but its more of a rarity.

 

[Chicken Rustler]

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We had a guy in The Dalles who went by Tex. Tex had lost his license so he would ride his horse to the bar and tie the horse up out back. Then Tex got him a woman so they got a buggy to drive to the bar. The cops got after them for no lights so Tex hung an old oil lamp on the back corner and put a SMV sign on it. What a site they were. Luckily the horse knew it's way home from the bar.

 

[conny63malies]

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i tried and failed. i guess tipping highland cattle is a bad idea . i jumped across the fence and now i got a big old scar across my foot.

 

[Chicken Lil]

preppy*hippie*chick :

Has anyone here ever gone through the drive through on horseback? I have.

I did that too, but the manager yelled at me because he said the horse would poop and make a mess out of his road!​

 

[CoopCrazy]

I spent eight years in Edinburg, IN One stop light , two cops, 4 bars 3 liquor stores.. Graduating class was never more the 25 and We even had a Bring your tractor to school day, kids would show up on combines... Had a few kids ride there horses to school til one got off the hitching post and disturbed school that took care of that..