Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[peep peep peep]

Got ran over

 

[draye]

by a reindeer

 

[theoldchick]

so grandma shot

 

[sourland]

Rudolph. Deader than

 

[theoldchick]

a doornail. Causing

 

[draye]

Santa to cry.

 

[sourland]

with tears of

 

[theoldchick]

black coal dust

 

[sourland]

mined from deep

 

[draye]

in the earth.