Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[iawoodchip]

and gin martinis

 

[sourland]

for the throngs

 

[theoldchick]

and those wearing

 

[sourland]

wearing neon Spandex

 

[theoldchick]

will run with

 

[sourland]

the wild horses

 

[Kelsie2290]

instead of the

 

[sourland]

lumbering, ponderous buffalo

 

[BantamLover55]

in the crazy

 

[Kelsie2290]

two for one