Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[Yorkshire Coop]

oozing green slime

 

[theoldchick]

which spread like

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

soft butter along

 

[theoldchick]

razor sharp knife

 

[Gloryjasmine]

Edges. So the

Theoldchick:is that a black austrolorp in your avatar with you?

 

[theoldchick]

Jersey Giant hen

 

[silkiecuddles]

Pecked an eyeball

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

as she looked

 

[MadamPoofyBrow]

for her monocle

Picture that guys, I have no clue why that popped in my head but I'll never unsee that image of a chicken with a monocle!

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

that she lost