Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[Tumbling K]

, blew his nose

 

[rIrs roost]

Finger in nostril

 

[theoldchick]

he farted loudly

 

[Tumbling K]

, struck a match

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Burned down the

 

[Dragon Lady]

Walls of shame

 

[Tumbling K]

So he donned

 

[lillihen77]

The shame ridden

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Pair of pants

 

[Tumbling K]

with no crotch.