Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[LittleLakePhil]

That looked like

 

[sourland]

a crescent moon

 

[rIrs roost]

Smiling at them.

 

[draye]

Hotwire gives a

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Quick phone call

 

[sourland]

to the local

 

[draye]

FBI agent in

 

[chickrunfun]

eating candy corn

 

[rIrs roost]

And drinking urine

 

[theoldchick]

which caused vomiting