Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[theoldchick]

people with no

 

[nickers]

not-so fuzzy-wuzzy

 

[sourland]

heads like Sourman

 

[theoldchick]

dog collars that

 

[sourland]

give electric shocks

 

[BantamLover55]

to every little

 

[sourland]

flea, tick, mosquito

 

[nickers]

and spiders, and

 

[sourland]

any arthropods that

 

[BantamLover55]

dared to dance