Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

with a girth

 

[iawoodchip]

like a football

 

[theoldchick]

and hands like

 

[iawoodchip]

claws on a

 

[sourland]

Tyrannosaurus Rex reincarnated

 

[iawoodchip]

that likes to

 

[sourland]

gorge itself upon

 

[iawoodchip]

popcorn balls and

 

[sourland]

pink cotton candy

 

[theoldchick]

and develops diarrhea