Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[Honey B]

Epic cramps and

 

[sourland]

violent projectile vomiting

 

[NickyKnack]

upon their enemies

 

[Honey B]

Like a vulture

 

[NickyKnack]

upon a carcass

 

[sourland]

warding off competition

 

[Twistedfeather]

from those who

 

[sourland]

would claim their

 

[NickyKnack]

fair share from

 

[Twistedfeather]

the agricultural department