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[sourland]

toenails carefully removed

 

[Chook-Girl]

and without hair

 

[sourland]

and false eyelashes

 

[Chook-Girl]

which cause constipation

 

[sourland]

if inadvertently ingested

 

[Chook-Girl]

poop would block

 

[aliyah7404]

Very sadly horrible

 

[theoldchick]

slow, agonizing death

 

[sourland]

caused by explosion

 

[Casper101Popcor]

The dragon laid