Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

bites the dust

 

[draye]

The farmers wife

 

[theoldchick]

grabbed her rifle

 

[Dragon Lady]

and thrust it

 

[rIrs roost]

To her shoulder

 

[sourland]

shooting wildly into

 

[rIrs roost]

All the Muppets

 

[draye]

Hitting Miss Piggy

 

[rIrs roost]

And Mr Rogers

 

[lillihen77]

Smack dab in