Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

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So pitiful was

 

[NickyKnack]

his playing that

 

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Angry villagers attacked

 

[NickyKnack]

violently with pitchforks

 

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skewering his toe

 

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through his sandal

 

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He yelled ouch!

 

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Then kicked wildly

 

[lpatelski]

stomping several villagers

 

[NickyKnack]

and footballing others.