Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[Chicken-Eye]

ate the monster

 

[ShellyBear]

And was reworded

 

[Fluffers]

with doughnuts!

So

 

[chickluvinfreak]

They ate them

 

[Fluffers]

and rejoiced to

 

[chickluvinfreak]

the donut gods lol

 

[Fluffers]

) Then reported Bigfoot

 

[NickyKnack]

Stubbed his toe!

 

[chickluvinfreak]

Screaming in pain

 

[FoodFreedomNow]

and stress shedding