Three word story for more people with more than one word to say...

[sourland]

guaranteed to stain

 

[NickyKnack]

anything that's white

 

[sourland]

into 'dirt shirts'

 

[NickyKnack]

and demoted from

 

[sourland]

the Sunday closet

 

[NickyKnack]

which is why

 

[sourland]

clay red shirts

 

[NickyKnack]

weren't fashionable anymore

 

[sourland]

even though society

 

[NickyKnack]

tended to waste