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[Sapphire Sebright]

Burger, fries and asparagus.

You have interesting tastes.

Why am I laughing?
Scratch that, I'm dying over here.

The asparagus was marked down, and we wanted to cook it before it went bad. I'll take asparagus anytime, anywhere -- that stuff is, as Overo might say about kooks, the shiz.

 

[duluthralphie]

What is this? The hurt feelers sharing thread?

Take a page from @duluthralphie's favorite critter, and let it roll off your back.

No whining. No hurt feelers. No offense taking or giving.

Just laugh!

I like them to roll on their backs in a roaster...

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

There's a stinkbug in my room. He's been here a while. Sometimes crawls onto my arm and gives me a heart attack.
He needs a name... and I need to stop naming the various regular crawlies around the house.
Seriously, I named the spider who lived in the first-floor bathroom "Missy."
"Missy."
(She died, unfortunately. Found her way out to the dining room, and I flicked her under the counter so that she wouldn't get smooshed. Flicked her too hard, though... a couple of legs came off upon impact....)

 

[R2elk]

Why am I laughing?
Scratch that, I'm dying over here.

The asparagus was marked down, and we wanted to cook it before it went bad. I'll take asparagus anytime, anywhere -- that stuff is, as Overo might say about kooks, the shiz.

I am spoiled, I will no longer have asparagus unless it is straight out of the garden directly to the kitchen.

 

[lilmillefleur]

There's a stinkbug in my room. He's been here a while. Sometimes crawls onto my arm and gives me a heart attack.
He needs a name... and I need to stop naming the various regular crawlies around the house.
Seriously, I named the spider who lived in the first-floor bathroom, "Missy."
"Missy."
(She died, unfortunately. Found her way out to the dining room, and I flicked her under the counter so that she wouldn't get smooshed. Flicked her too hard, though... a couple of legs came off upon impact....)

My sister used to love catching and naming bugs.
I suggest you go simple, just call him Stinky.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

There's a stinkbug in my room. He's been here a while. Sometimes crawls onto my arm and gives me a heart attack.
He needs a name... and I need to stop naming the various regular crawlies around the house.
Seriously, I named the spider who lived in the first-floor bathroom "Missy."
"Missy."
(She died, unfortunately. Found her way out to the dining room, and I flicked her under the counter so that she wouldn't get smooshed. Flicked her too hard, though... a couple of legs came off upon impact....)

@puffypoo, where the heck did you come from!? Don't usually see you around here!

 

[lilmillefleur]

I'm new to the thread. Do I need to post a picture of something that starts with T?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

My sister used to love catching and naming bugs.
I suggest you go simple, just call him Stinky.

Hm... not quite fancy enough. It has to be something fanciful, like....
...
...
Um.
Mooney, or something.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I'm new to the thread. Do I need to post a picture of something that starts with T?

Yep!

 

[Painted Calls]

I'm new to the thread. Do I need to post a picture of something that starts with T?

Yes. You'll also need to check your ID at the door.