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[MarkJr]

I think this one is funnier.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-century-of-turkey-talk-2000-2100.966414/post-20951835

The one on The Moonshiners Leghorn thread is up there too.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

pussyfoot

This is one of my faves.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Let me tell YOU, raining on raining on raining on raining ON RAINING. Lord have mercy it’s like a water park over here. All I want to do is feed my chickens and I have to take a kayak to their coop.

If you guys ever think of moving to Florida, don’t. The bi polar weather cannot make up its mind. One day it’s the most beautiful sunshine I’ve ever seen and the next it’s a splash zone, don’t get me started on the humidity I recently got glasses and they fog up like a real one when it gets wet.

 

[R2elk]

If you guys ever think of moving to Florida, don’t. The bi polar weather cannot make up its mind. One day it’s the most beautiful sunshine I’ve ever seen and the next it’s a splash zone, don’t get me started on the humidity I recently got glasses and they fog up like a real one when it gets wet.

I have relatives in Florida. I don't even visit them.

 

[sdm111]

I'd like to apologize for having any misspelled words or using the wrong proper words. It's clear I'm not as smart as others on here. I'm glad there's smarter people on here to point out any mistakes

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

This is one of my faves.

Imagine the laughs I got from the person I tried to send it to once they got pussyfoot instead of platypus.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have relatives in Florida. I don't even visit them.

I don't even know where most of my relatives live. I haven't met any of them, either, I don't think, except for my grandfather back when I was a couple of months old.

Anyway, I won't be moving to Florida. Not enough snow, and too many hurricanes.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

I have relatives in Florida. I don't even visit them.

I’ll send em a lil hello from you, and yes it’s not even worth visiting sometimes only if you choose the best days of the year for the weather and those days are far and few in-between.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

I don't even know where most of my relatives live. I haven't met any of them, either, I don't think, except for my grandfather back when I was a couple of months old.

Anyway, I won't be moving to Florida. Not enough snow, and too many hurricanes.

Hurricanes don’t phase us anymore, hurricanes are a Floridians lifestyle. Cant forget the endless amount of gators at this point I’m surprised I don’t see people riding gators down here.

 

[HappyDuckie]

I visit my relatives in Florida. I could never live there. I don't think I've ever been there a full day without it raining.