Today Is a Topper For Work. Rate it to your day...

[rodriguezpoultry]

I worked the 3-12 shift today. Already not my favorite shift, but it's hours and I'll take what I can get!

While working, there weren't enough people. I couldn't tell you why other than people were calling in and we're understaffed. As I was answering several messages on my handheld, I walked into a literal landmine.

I heard the shouting a bit too late...

BAM. SQUISH. Right in poop. My foot was covered in fecal matter from some person who had been there not less than 3 minutes before. My sneaker was covered in it. GROSS. Just for the visual effect, it was NOT firm stool and it looked like the person sprayed in a diameter of 3 feet. I was wheel-chaired outside so that I wouldn't step on the floor and was hosed off with the water hose in the garden center.

Back to work I go.

Fast forward to 12AM. My feet are KILLING ME. I take a step and hear the "WAIT!!!" just before I step down. They have decided to re-stripe the parking lot. Luckily my shoes and feet don't have to go through the paint, but instead go through a ridiculously long way (remember, feet hurt) to my car.

I get home, dreaming of the foot massager that DBF got me for Christmas. I get everything set up, get my meal next to me in the armchair, plug in the machine and go to set it down. At which point I drop the thing. Somehow on a corner (luckily rounded), which, invariably lands on my previously broken toe.

NOT a good day. On the bright side, my cranberry grape juice tastes DELICIOUS.

 

[redhen]

I'm not even gonna ask....

Okay..i have to ask... why was there human fecal matter on the floor in Walmart??

I think i threw up in my mouth...

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

red, would it shock you to hear that it is NOT the first time poop has been on the floors? That's why, when I see kids crawling on the floor, I cringe.

It got cleaned up ASAP, but SOO gross...

Edit: I didn't see what happened, but apparently a gentleman couldn't hold it in any longer...I think that makes it even worse. That it was a grown up and not a child. I understand, it happens, but bleck....

 

[Laurajean]

Yeah,..... I got nothing. You win.

 

[agnes_day]

i am so sorry!

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

It's ok. There IS a bright side to the poop. I did NOT slip in it! If I had...forget it. I would have just plain out gone home.

 

[agnes_day]

yeah, me too! gross!

 

[agnes_day]

and i think the guy who did it shouldve at least had the common courtesy to clean it up..thats disgusting.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

I think he was a bit busy scooting himself to the bathroom....I know I sure as heck would have been. We couldn't risk anyone else stepping or slipping so it had to be cleaned up ASAP.

Maintenance people are simply not paid enough...

 

[SillyChicken]

lol..... oh boy was that nasty! You win btw, my day was no where near as bad!

When I worked at lowes we had a pooper... the person would deliberatly go in the men's room and spread his pooh all over the walls... then some other associate would have to go clean it up. I personally REFUSED to clean the bathrooms.........fire me please, I won't touch that stuff! (the person ended up being an employee)

PS... as a facility manager I would agree, luckily, I hire other people to clean that stuff up, I still won't touch it!