Toddlers are Quackers

[DwayneNLiz]

My younger kid hasn't pooped since Saturday (I thought it was Wednesday, but my husband dealt with her poop while I was hopping around trying not to scream after putting antibiotics in my eye.) Tried limiting trigger foods (namely cheese), increasing fruits/veggies/whole grains, having her drink apple juice, probiotics... nothing worked. So I tried a laxative for her yesterday. She farted. A lot. And didn't sleep until dawn. But no poop. And my son gets up just after dawn. She woke up at 8. So my morning has mostly been a combination of slap-happy weirdness and screaming.

Made appointment with pediatrician just now.

So tired.

they are probably going to lube up their finger and umm well, yeah
my daughter has pooping issues

 

[hlhutchinson]

My younger kid hasn't pooped since Saturday (I thought it was Wednesday, but my husband dealt with her poop while I was hopping around trying not to scream after putting antibiotics in my eye.) Tried limiting trigger foods (namely cheese), increasing fruits/veggies/whole grains, having her drink apple juice, probiotics... nothing worked. So I tried a laxative for her yesterday. She farted. A lot. And didn't sleep until dawn. But no poop. And my son gets up just after dawn. She woke up at 8. So my morning has mostly been a combination of slap-happy weirdness and screaming.

Made appointment with pediatrician just now.

So tired.

My son had constipation that we had to go to the dr about and they put him on Miralax he’s done great with it. Good luck

 

[BullChick]

they are probably going to lube up their finger and umm well, yeah
my daughter has pooping issues

 

[BullChick]

I've been working in Duckling's room again. I'm stumped right now, and out of strength and energy.
I'll hopefully finish tomorrow morning.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

love it!

 

[BullChick]

You're too kind.
The comforter is wrinkled from being layed flat to dry. I'm tempted to iron it.

 

[hlhutchinson]

You're too kind.
The comforter is wrinkled from being layed flat to dry. I'm tempted to iron it.

lol

 

[Cyneswith]

So... I tried another dose earlier in the day, with more water. Took 45 minutes to get her to drink 6 oz of water with it.

Husband comes home. "Oh yeah, by the way, she pooped yesterday."

I'm going to murder him in his sleep. Y'all can testify against me if you like.

 

[Cyneswith]

Did you know that bananas can cause it too?

Dang it. I'd forgotten that. The kid wants to live on a diet of string cheese, bananas, chocolate, and smoked turkey.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

So... I tried another dose earlier in the day, with more water. Took 45 minutes to get her to drink 6 oz of water with it.

Husband comes home. "Oh yeah, by the way, she pooped yesterday."

I'm going to murder him in his sleep. Y'all can testify against me if you like.

Not funny I know but I've so been there!